cechell:

cechell:

yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

enjoying the public response that i encountered an alien

one time when I was working in food service a customer asked me “so the price for the ice cream cone…does that include the ice cream or just the cone?” and I’ve never been the same.